The eight most amazing instructions to making your son or daughter angry with you. (they work)

Step 1. Come up with as BS reason to become angry with your child
Step 2. raise your voice
Step 3. don't listen to them
Step 4. commence argument
Step 5. recall their past failures
Step 6. expect them not to get angry in retaliation
Step 7. ground them
Step 8. forget any mistakes you've made in the past as well as the fact that you were once a teenager

WARNING: if not followed, this may result in understanding and love in your household. If this occurs, repeat the instructions and hope for the bes- we mean worst.