The eight most amazing instructions to making your son or daughter angry with you. (they work)

Step 1. Come up with as BS reason to become angry with your child
Step 2. raise your voice
Step 3. don't listen to them
Step 4. commence argument
Step 5. recall their past failures
Step 6. expect them not to get angry in retaliation
Step 7. ground them
Step 8. forget any mistakes you've made in the past as well as the fact that you were once a teenager

WARNING: if not followed, this may result in understanding and love in your household. If this occurs, repeat the instructions and hope for the bes- we mean worst.

TOP TEN LIST FOR THE REASONS THAT LOVE IS SO DARN HARD

 

1. People are too proud to say that they are sorry

 

2. The people you like rarely like you back. Usually it's someone you don't like who likes you, thus continueing the cycle

 

3. Some people enjoy the drama

 

4. Some people let the past influence their present and their future

 

5. Some people just don't learn from their mistakes

 

 

6. Sometimes it's just too much effort

 

7. Fights

 

8. people take themselves WAAAY to seriously

 

9. They don't realize that love doesn't HAVE to be dramtic and filled with moments of standing out in the rain and crying for days. Just have fun and go with the flow

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Second chances are a rare occurence